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Ok, so this is all true. Nothing here was fake (wait this is creepypasta.exe!!!)
One day, I decided to play one of my favorite dreamcast era sonic games, Sonic Heroes. I owned the gamecube version, but it broke. But I had a backup copy in store for the PC. It took some digging around, but eventually, I found it! The box had crude label on it saying "Sonic Heroe" which was a bit odd, but I was stupid back then. But it had the OFFICIAL game disc inside it. I popped it into my Windows 10, but it just said it couldnt be run, but after that, a message box popped up saying "This CD will kill you."
Given the nature of how many programs I own, I thought it was just my junkware I had on my compoter. So I popped it into my old Windows XP system. It installed perfectly. For some reason, though, the launcher didn't load, so I had to see what would happen if I launched it directly from the TSonic_win.exe file. I waited, then the game loaded. What's odd is that it threw me straight into the team select thing, but only TEAM SONIC appeared with another team called "TEAM ???" on the screen, it had no members on it. I tried to press it, but it just popped up a message saying "You can only play as team sonic right now. You must do that. ƎIp." What did ƎIp mean? anyways, I decided to play as team sonic. It booted me to a loading screen with the text for the level being "SUICIDE HILL" and the mission text being "Kill your team!" This freaked me out a little, but I thought I had an odd mistranslated copy, which apparently to my knowlege 4 copies of that were made before the correction. The level started soon after a long loading time LIKE SONIC 06! Sonic had a look of anger in his eyes when the level started, I chose tails and started flying, but he wouldn't budge. I decided to go the route without flying being tails... until tails fell out of the map due to a glitch. The characters respawned, but tails was not there. Sonic looked more angry with a smile. I decided to go as knuckles, and this version, funilly enough, you can PUNCH your friends! This is then when I realised I had a prototype. I was so happy to find this! As soon as I punched sonic, sonic had thrown knux into the water and he DROWNED with his body showing! I started getting freaked out! Sonic got really happy and it booted me back to the team select screen. Team ??? was finally availible! I chose them, and then the screen flashed with an image. It looked like tails' CORPSE, with BLOOD, but it had FARTS ON IT!!!! The game crashed after that, and the computer showed some message boxes, one was "Why?" another was "Save us!" and another one saying "You farted!!! XD XD XD" That one was the best one. But before I vowed to pawn this off to some sicko, I RELEASED MY INNER DEMON aka farted!!! I pawned it off to some crazy guy and I hope he enjoys this stuff. I checked out what he had, but they were all haunted items with blood, but they were all HAUNTED DILDOS. hope he can sell something original for once. But as soon as I had sold it to him, a skeleton appeared behind me. It looked like a realistic fox skeleton. And as soon as I turned back to my windows xp machine, it had shut itself off and I heard a voice saying "DIE!" which was a bit odd but it could be my weird friend that does that stuff, but it wasnt his voice. It had a vibe of tails' voice. I threw the skeleton away until I farted then I turned into a skeleton and died. If you are reading this, I am dead
ITS NO USE!